Peter Pan Origins

Not so much

- Daddy, Daddy! What is a dictatorship?
- It's when a person manages and orders without taking account the opinion of the other people.
- Oh! Like Mum?
- Not so much.


                                        

It is a good teacher?

- Okay guys just started the exam, you can take the sheets that you want.

- Teacher I have a question!

- Tell me

- Why do you say us that we can take the sheets that we want if we have studied on the content that it is quite important to recycle?

Doctor! Doctor!

A.- "Doctor, I have noticed no improvement with treatment y gave me".

B.- "But you have taken the syrup that I prescribed you?

A.- "What I´m going to take, if the bottle says KEEP TIGHTLY CLOSED?"

Mystery in Ces Don Bosco

Yesterday in Ces don Bosco, I went to class. I didn't have an important sheep so I said to the teacher if I could go to the print room . There was empty and  I saw some blood droplets. Isaac was dead on the floor. I was the first person to know it.

Potatoe-shape face

Last night, I dined a lot of boiled potatoes and this morning in the examen of history I didn´t feel good, maybe bacause I was nervious or I was very indigested. I was so obsessed and when I looked at the teacher, I saw his face like the potatoe-shaped.

Spanish omelette

I took a lot of time taking care of that gorgeous, my ecological potato. I kept it so well for the great chef’s exam. The potato had a look exquisite, so I decided to make a Spanish omelette for undoubtedly pass the exam. Thanks to the GREAT potato I passed.

Breakfast shock

Friday morning, I walked swiftly for a ham and cheese sandwich, since I had not breakfast. There was not a soul at the university. When I reached my destination, I found no one to care for me, so I decided to look out the kitchen and ... Who was there? Leonor, the teacher, was wiping a bloody knife. 

How to fail a beauty exam...

I'm going to be one of the candidates for the best potatoes of the world. A difficult beauty exam. My new appearance it's impresionant. I'm the best sure. I go over the catwalk, but I trip over and I land on the butt. Literally, I divide in two parts. This has been the final of my exam.

A different day for the caretaker.

I arrived at university like every day, but something was different. Nobody in the corridors. I ran around all the university. Nobody. But I could heard something downstairs. The red room! I went down the stairs. A lot of blood on the floor and a known face with a blue jumpsuit. He saw me and I ran out.

Who is without sin?

Who is without sin? I think the contribution that Mrs Thatcher gave not only his country but the entire world, was a sign of dignity and courage. A person who knew how to fight for what he wanted. That was enough pants to face the most diverse and conflicting circumstances.

Mature childhood

As I grow, I'm realizing that life is not as easy as it seems. I am seeing how my parents lose the right to work unfairly. Maturity is not my strong point but the feeling to suffering and being powerless to do anything, destroys me inside.

Fe

Get ahead my family is the only thing that I had in my mind. The Iron Lady was making an effort to set us back, but I didn't allow it. I fought always underground but now it's time to leave. The enemy is in the street, 10 Dowing Street. The iron is a metal and the metal is malleable.

Darkness

She tried to removing the dust to the darkness and suddently the darkness turned into light, although maybe it was only in her mind. Maybe.

Nose Story

Pinocchio was escared to see that his nose grew. He felt bad with himself, sad and very surprised with his new change. He decided to cut his nose.

HOMER STORY

Homer opened the fridge, he looked at the pizza, he was sorry of it, and he cried bitterly and thought: "hummm...maybe it is better to leave it for breakfast". It was no true.

Rebeca Gil borns, lives and loves Madrid